Yeah, so About pages suck.
Yet, here you are, so I owe you something, at least.
… but Holy Shit I can hear terrible music coming from somewhere and that’s All Bad.
I want a Breakfast Burrito. I shall capitalize it to make it more poignant. Yet instead of that burrito, I’m gonna go get a Banana – with capitalization to increase the delusion that it might be as awesome as a burrito.
But it won’t.